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  1. 32) Zombie Kill of the Week: Reborn Platform: PC This title sounds more like a youtube compilation video than an actual game. XD It's one of those "kill zombies & survive as long as you can" games. Think old school Zombie mode from World at War but 2D. You kill zombies, buy weapons, move on to the next rooms & kill as many as you can before you go down. Simple stuff. 33) Deadly Moves Platform: Sega Genesis Ahhh this game. I played this game when I was a kid, and I don't know HOW I actually beat this game back then. Now playing it back again, I can definitely say one thing: THIS GAME IS SO BAD. Just look at this! It's supposed to be a fighting game, but it's so dumb. Imagine Street Fighter, but you don't have low attacks, you use special moves by pressing both A and B while doing a Sonic Boom motion or pressing forward, see that Hadoken stuff? That's the Sonic Boom motion move I just said, movements are as stiff as concrete, and make every enemy AI hyperaggressive so they spam special moves over and over and over again. And the final boss is just a straight up Rugal clone. Back when I was young, I thought he's a cool boss so I play the game again to beat him again. WHY DID I DO THAT?? He sucks ass! What kind of a final boss name is Ranker??? 34) Unsung Warriors - Prologue Platform: PC A short game which is just a taste of what the upcoming game will be like. It's a combat-heavy platformer with various gears for you to equip. You can push enemies into pits, spiked pits, those rock traps that smush you to meat paste, and use magic spells to destroy them. Liking how it plays, can't wait to see what the full game will be like.
  2. Wow. That is damn good. This is perfect for Mount and Blade 2, which I'm still waiting for right now. Can't wait for that game to finally be out! This next song is from a horribly sad game Devotion. It was out on Steam, but it's not for sale anymore because the game got bombed with negative reviews, over a poster in the background that makes fun of the Chinese president. That and many other political anti Chinese stuff the dev was accused of promoting which I don't give a shit about. Anyway, this song is played at the end of the game, which is surprisingly awesome. Made me cry though after all the things that happen in the game. This game is too sad....
  3. I can tell Joe doesn't play the old games often since he's not used to the lock on. Unfortunate that he actually showed the Faust hat scene since that part is so much better if you see it when you're playing the game, buuut it's not that big a deal, cause he plays with Sweet Surrender. Wait..... where does he put that thing? I mean that is intended for massaging Kyrie's back..... right? X_X
  4. 28) DMC 5 Platform: PC I finished this game twice on PC. Now I'm playing the game on PS4 after I got the free copy from a contest I won. THIS GAME IS FUCKING AMAZING! 29) Loading Screen Simulator Platform: PC Even a loading screen has a simulator. Thankfully it's free! 30) When the Darkness comes Platform: PC It's one of those free experimental walking simulator game. This time it emulates what it feels to be depressed. I don't get affected by this game since I live my life to the fullest and experience everything that I can without regrets, so phew! Good thing it ends well since I choose the good option instead of the messed up ones. 31) Dead or Alive 6 Platform: PS4 Got this game for free after winning a challenge in my local video game bar. I won 3 sets of DOA6 matches, so I got this game + Atelier Lydie + $25 voucher to get anything in the bar, which I use to buy a PUBG chicken dinner parmigiana. Yum! DOA6 is pretty much DOA5, but with a super meter that lets you do sidestep attack, super attack or super parry. In other words, still a lot of damn fun. The story mode is, well, typical DOA nonsense with a lot of sporadic 10 seconds long cutscenes everywhere, and then change to a more straightforward plot once Kasumi and Ryu Hayabusa joins in. Team Ninja is pretty much known to not do story well, BUT, as sporadic and messy the story mode in this game is, it's still 100 times more fun and better than that abomination that is Tekken 7's side story mode. At least here, all the plotline ends up making sense and follow a straight path, and it make sure to include every character in the plot. Plus it has a pretty good twist by the end of it. Now I don't know what's next for Team Ninja, but if they make Ninja Gaiden 4, I hope it's a sequel to DOA6 where Ryu go in DOATEC and destroy shit, and you get to finally play as Hayate this time. That'll be really damn cool, but we'll see.
  5. Finished with DMC5, and can't wait to play Sekiro. I played this game at PAX Australia last year, and I fucking love it. It's so much like Tenchu + Dark Souls combat that it makes my nostalgic bones tingle with excitement. Just look at how well both gameplay mix together: Only 1 week + couple of days left. When the game is out, I will totally put my Tenchu soundtrack in the background and let the nostalgia guide me while I assassinate people in the shadows, like this one!
  6. Holy mother of God, I thank this year for so many amazing games to play! Let's see the summary of recently released games this year that are really freaking awesome: Resident Evil/ Biohazard 2 Remake Kingdom Hearts 3 Ace Combat 7 Metro Exodus Apex Legends We can add DMC 5 to that list, and this is a potential GOTY contender. Before we start, let's get the obvious thing out of the way: the microtransaction. You can pay money to get red orbs, but it's just fucking nonsense really, same as DMC 4 Special Edition which I don't even pay attention to and that stupid thing from MK X with buying coins and "easy fatality". Just pretend they don't exist and you can enjoy this game without worry! DMC has never been a series with an award-winning plot. Across all games, 3 has the best story as it's the most straightforward, with a couple of strong character development moments for both Dante and Lady. Ironcially the DMC remake has one of the best story because of good believable drama thrown in that the other games lack, even though everyone wants to forget about that game. 4 is complicated and it's too safe because Dante is on top of everything, 1 is dumb fun, and 2, well, nobody cares about 2. Including the dev since there's a recap of the plot before DMC 5 in this game, and 2 has the shortest recap of them all as if the dev were saying "yeah 2 sucks ass, we know so let's just forget about it eh?" 5's story is pretty much one of the best in the series. No scratch that, it has the best story in the series for now, even more than 3. On the surface it seems like the usual plot of "bad guy shows up, now it's up to Dante & Nero to destroy him", but then the game throw in a few twists and turns which makes the plot freaking awesome right to the very end. There's a new character named V that shows up to recruit Dante in dealing with a new villain named Urizen. He is, without a doubt, one stylish individual. He quotes William Blake poetry all the time while kicking demon asses, and his gameplay style is really damn cool which I will get into later. And once you know who he really is, you'll be like "oohhh, so that's why he's so awesome". A couple of Dante's friends shows up in this game, including the usual Lady + Trish, and even a grown-up Patty + Morrison from the anime! Though sadly Patty's only a voice cameo, and it's....... interesting that they change Morisson to an African American even though he's white in the anime. Don't know where Lucia is still, even though this game takes place after 2 & 4. Maybe she's still helping her mother rebuilding her clan. Pretty much what you can expect from a DMC game is in this game's story. A couple of surprisingly touching moments are sprinkled in to make the game not too silly, but other than that, it's all business as usual: There's a lot of cool moments of Dante and Nero and V kicking ass, funny shit with Nico the crazy driver weaponsmith which just gets sillier and sillier the more the game goes on who believe it or not, is the daughter of Agnus from 4, and, oh man, the Faust swanky hat which has the BEST weapon showcase cutscene in the entire series. Holy shit, that scene makes me laugh so hard, and you pretty much have to play the game to see it for yourself. I thought it'll be as silly as the Lucifer scene from 4 with the Mexican guitar thrown in but no. Oh my God no. It's way, way better. You can youtube the scene, but trust me, seeing it by playing the game is so much more worth it. The gameplay of this game is quite simply, fucking smooth as a tasty cake icing spread across a giant cake fit for 50 people. More specifically, it's like if DMC 4 has new weapons for you to play with + V + other sweet surprises - usable items except for the gold star. You read that right, you can't use items in this game anymore, so no devil star or vitality star. Weird I know, but considering how I don't even use those items in the other games anyway and using them give you a penalty for the mission scores, I think it's about time that they do this. Nero plays the same as before with his Red Queen sword and cool revolver, but with a twist. Since Nero lost his Devil Bringer arm at the start of the game, he now has to make due with a bunch of crazy robotic arms that Nico made for him. It ranges from being able to discharge electricity, a rocket arm that you can surf on, a laser arm that lets you shoot out a giant beam and many others, including one that acts the same as the Devil Bringer, and the Mega Buster. You can hold down the circle button, or the button you use to usually use your Devil Bringer in 4 to charge up your robot arms and unleash even more damage, but in doing so you will break the robot arm. The arms will also get destroyed if you get attacked in the middle of attacking. You can also use L1 to destroy your robot arm to get out of a tricky situation. He has a loadout that you can customize with different arms, but the only way to switch to other arm is if you destroy it. You can't manually switch it which is unfortunate, but you'll get the hang of it. And don't worry, he'll be back to his old self from 4, but only after the final level. Dante plays like, well Dante. Still the same old crazy broadsword swinging Ebony and Ivory shooter we all know and love, and with the same 4 styles like in DMC 4. Of course this time he has new weapons to play with My personal favorite ranged weapon is the DOUBLE Kalina Ann. Yes, Dante has 2 of that sweet rocket launcher this time, and the Gunslinger ultimate for this thing is so fucking sick. Melee though, whoof, that's tricky. Balrog aka this game's punching + kicking gauntlet is really fun as hell since now you have 2 stances that you can switch up: the boxing and the kicking mode. If you hold down the attack during the kick mode or punch an enemy more than 10 times, the gauntlet will heat up, and you can unleash even more damaging attacks in the Swordmaster style. Cerberus has 3 forms to use this time which makes for sick looking combos, and Dante's sword has 3 different variations, the last one which is so damn good because it pretty much changes how you use the sword. You don't have to switch to Swordmaster to do the usual 4 slash midair combo for instance because the Swordmaster button does something else, which is a spoiler so I will just say, it's freaking awesome. V, on the other hand, is a completely different beast altogether. He fights by using 3 creatures alongside him. You use the shoot button to control Griffon the electric discharging bird, the melee button to control Shadow the shape-changing panther, and activate the devil trigger to drop in Nightmare. Yes, those 3 have the same name as the guys from the first DMC game, but these guys are not related to them. The way you play as V is to just avoid contact with enemies and let the 3 creatures fight for you. You still do combos as you do with Dante and Nero, only with the creatures you summon. And once the enemy health drops, they'll get stunned & you have to press the circle button to teleport to the enemies and finish them off. Shadow and Griffon do have their own health bar & they can get knocked out when they get hit too many times, so you have to wait for them to heal up before using them again which is faster if you are close to them, but you can pretty much heal them in an instant if you have enough Devil Trigger and just activate it. You'll find that it's a lot easier to rack up stylish points using V if you master him properly, especially when you summon Nightmare at the right time & reduce every enemy health in an instant, which is so damn satisfying to do. Now you may ask yourself "cool, V and Nero have sick new moves, what's the new thing that Dante has besides new weapons? Does he have new tricks up his sleeve?" The answer to that is quite simple: play mission 12 to find out. It's so damn good that I can't say anything about it. The music for this game is also freaking awesome. Nero and V has their own sick ass theme, and the best part is that depending on the style rank you have in battle, the songs will change as well. Too bad Dante's theme is not as good as theirs. Although they change the singer which makes the song a lot better than the Godawful original version The way the song is played in battle lacks OOMPH. There's a couple of parts of the full song which has these sick ass instruments But during the game, you hear the whimpier intro version of the song instead which reduces the coolness. Thankfully for me, I got through this issue by muting the music and play kickass songs on my iTunes when I play as Dante, and once you finish the game, you can actually customize what kind of song you want as a battle theme, which lets you swap Dante's theme with other better ones, so no big deal! The only thing that I can consider a negative in this game is that I have to wait for the Special Edition to play Trish, Lady, Vergil and Sparda skin for Dante and Vergil again like 4 before it. URRRGHH, I HATE WAITING! But hopefully they'll be added into the game as DLC instead. Ohohoho, dataminers have found out that there's going to be a "Ladies night" DLC and Vergil will be playable in the "Bloody Palace" DLC?? FUCK YES!! Also the fact that I have to buy DLC to have the previous game's battle songs included in the game, which I don't have to do since I can just mute the song and play the previous game's songs on my iTunes. HAH, take that DLC! I can say with absolute certainty that DMC 5 is currently the best DMC game in the series. Better than 3. So many times of me going all out and go ballistic on monsters and wrecking shit up to increase my rank to SSS. So many stylish looking combos. So many skills I bought, and best of all, SOOO many times I play certain levels over and over again because they're so much damn fun. Oh yeah, and that final boss in the final 2 stages? FUCKING INCREDIBLE. Story moment, music, and the badassery in that final fight is all mixed together into one epic moment. Hands down the best final boss in the history of this series, and the music that accompanies it is PERFECT. I actually bought this game on PC, and I won a PS4 copy from a high score challenge I took part in. And I actually play this game on PS4 again after I finish this game on PC because this game is that fucking awesome. Which is perfect because I give this game my rating of "so damn awesome you will play this game again and again on 1 console, and then play it on another console again and again" with a badass seal of approval. At this moment, this game is my GOTY for 2019. Well done Capcom, RE 2 Remake and this have put you on top again! And this is just March for God's sakes! We haven't even gotten to the middle of the year yet with more amazing games coming, including Sekiro this month, MK 11 and who knows what games are coming when they're announced on E3 this year. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT!
  7. 27) Apex Legends Platform: PC It's the game everyone is playing now. And by God, it's awesome, and it would be MORE awesome if it doesn't lag all the damn time! In my 10 matches, I had 7 where I was exploring, and then all of a sudden a lag spike happens & I'm stuck standing still, and a couple of moments later, I'm dead from shotgun fire. URRGHHH You know the deal with battle royale games: drop in, get loot, try not to get killed & support each of your teammates. The difference is you can pick characters with their own abilities, and whoever you pick are all good as long as you know how to use their abilities effectively. I freaking love the ping system. It makes coordinating so much easier. Also really like how you can revive a dead teammate by grabbing their beacon & going to a revive spot. These are game-changing things that I want in other battle royale games from now on. Surprisingly enough, sniper rifles in this game suck balls since it has bullet delays, and every time you try to shoot someone in a distance and they're moving a lot, you will miss that shot 1 time out of 10. Shotguns & assault rifles are the best weapons, especially the Peacekeeper with a mod that reduces the bullet spread when you iron sight. Fully charge it up & bye2 face. It's a great thing that I see gaming tips online on how to play this game because initially, I don't know which weapon is the best. I recommend watching these vids before going to combat. It's unfortunate that this game doesn't have a solo mode, which is what I usually play, and instead, you have to play with 2 other team members. If you got shit teammates that don't know what they're doing, you're boned. If you got great teammates, then it's a really fun time of cat and mouse with the other players. My victory recently was with great teammates & we support each other well. I spot enemies with Bloodhound, the other guys are Caustic and Lifeline. We revive each other & hide to heal ourselves when we're in a rough gunfight with a bunch of other teams, basically making them kill each other. It all paid off as we're the only team left vs 1 guy that decides to hide in 1 obvious spot, so we poison + flare grenade his hiding spot and he can't do anything but die. SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!!
  8. Yikes, I kind of knew this is what happened. Well, he had a long run. Farewell crab, you're a fun guy to be around with. Shagger being banned doesn't surprise me. I remember he was banned a long time ago as well, then I guess he appealed so he got accepted back, then now he's banned again.
  9. Congrats on making a second book! I know someone who made books like this one: I was given this and 2 other books she made as a package for a job consultation course she offered. I read the book & because of it, I got a job after struggling a lot with finding one. Then I helped her out with her events + bookselling, so I know how hard it is to sell books that's just made. The price is the same as yours, $25 USD, or $35AUD, and she does sell these books after lectures in events she did. The key is good marketing + showing what your book has to offer so people will want to buy it. Then word of mouth will settle the rest, though it's harder nowadays since everyone wants to read stuff in digital form + audiobooks.
  10. Nah, they can't fool the internet. Once you have done something bad, even if you go to Guatemala, create a fake ID for yourself to start fresh and open a new company, the internet will find a way to search your background to the tiniest of details and expose your past, because it's full of people who are apparently geniuses that can take over the world if they want to, as seen in these 2 previous incidents. You've seen it yourself with the QST. Why else would it fail so hard immediately even though they hide themselves under a new name? Hopefully when they do a new kickstarter, it will fail hard. And if Joe has to step in to tell people about it, cool! But chances are other people online will do something about it and expose them first.
  11. Remember this? Me neither. And that game was released on November last year. How??? How can such a game fall to obscurity so damn hard so quick??? Well, other than the fact that it's a blatant attempt by Valve to compete with Hearthstone in the card game genre, they actually do it worse by making the RNG mechanic annoying to deal with, and they make you have to pay to play the game. And the problems mentioned in the Steam User section. Even though Hearthstone and dozens of other games are free to play with less problems. This game is doomed from the start. Valve needs to bounce back from this hard. Release a new series for one, or Half Life 3, if they decided to do it for real, which is very freaking unlikely.
  12. Thankfully as I have searched just now, this company's rep has been shattered to pieces. That QST thing you mentioned only got $30,585 out of $600,000 in September 2017. And judging by the chart of funding, they got most of that in the first 2 days of their Kickstarter, probably out of their own pocket to fool people into thinking that people actually pledge for this thing, and then the rest just plummets to oblivion, most definitely by the fact that people realized who these company actually were so they let people know about it. Even if they create a new Kickstarter, people will know "oh, aren't these those assholes that rip us off with their previous game?" and blacklist them anyway, so we don't have to do anything. They're going to fall by themselves.
  13. I just saw Paddington 2. Such a shame that I missed this film in 2017, because this film is the best film of that year. Well, Logan comes close though! This film is the sequel to the first Paddington film which is based on a popular kids book. The first film from 2014 is also surprisingly good with Nicole Kidman playing a hilariously over the top taxidermist, the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who playing an annoying neighbour that doesn't like Paddington, and the lady from Shape of Water playing the mother in the Brown family. Then she makes love with a fishman....... quite the acting range there! The second film takes place sometime after the first. Now that Paddington has settled in London, with a stronger bond with his new family & neighbors except the twelfth doctor who's still an ass, Paddington wants to buy something for his aunt for her 100th birthday. Goddamn. The normal lifespan of a bear is usually 25 - 40 years, so his aunt is one tough bear! But what should he buy her? Why a one of a kind flipbook of London of course, since Paddington's aunt REALLY wants to see what London is all about. So begins Paddington's new quest to get her that book. And even more funny stuff + adorable things ensue. This is probably one of the very rare best happy films that I have seen. No jaded or messed up dark storyline, just a straightforward whimsical adventure of a kind socially awkward young bear changing the lives of everyone he meets with kindness, well manners, and optimism. Best part? None of it is cringeworthy. So many kids films + Disney esque films try to appeal to kids with their kids' friendly stuff and jokes that are hit and miss, even with some adult references thrown in which is quite naughty from time to time. Paddington 2's humor and charm somehow appeal to everyone, and it feels genuinely charming instead of "we're trying hard to make you care". There's a lot of scenes taking place in this prison, and the things that happen there are really damn funny, and even though NONE of it makes any sense, I don't care because it's so damn adorable & whimsical. THIS FILM MAKES PRISON LIFE ENJOYABLE FOR GOD'S SAKES! If prisoners actually live in a place this good, there's no point in leaving! The prison is allowed to have music played & the food menu looks so good, that it's better than a lot of cake shops + bakeries! Watch the film and find out what I mean for yourself. This film also has a surprisingly well done animation + seamless screen transition sequences. There's an imaginary sequence with Paddington taking his aunt around a paper cutout London which is so good, that I'm surprised Kingdom Hearts hasn't done this kind of sequence yet. And a lot of scenes where you follow Paddington and the whole scenery around him change seamlessly from one spot to the next. I can't show what I mean because it's spoilers, but you'll see what I mean in the film. All the acting are great, with a surprisingly hilarious part by Hugh Grant who plays the villain in this film. I didn't know Hugh Grant can be this damn funny! Usually, in the films he played, he's just a serious dude that's in love with the girl like in the Bridget Jones films. Here? He's an over the top master of disguise that talks to himself a lot and wants to be famous. And he plays a dog in a dog food commercial............ you can't make this shit up! As for the negative of this film.... there is none. And that is what surprises me. Usually I feel a cringe watching a kid's film, or groan a bit when a serious moment happen which is forced. But in this film? None of the bad things I expected from a kids film happen. This is a freaking excellent film that is fun for the whole family and watching it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside, and can even make you want to phone your loved ones you haven't had the chance to call and say "I love you very much" to them. That..... That is what the world needs nowadays, just a simple but perfectly well done film that everyone can enjoy, and reminds them that happiness, kindness, and optimism is indeed the best thing in the world. And so I give this film the rating of "watch it, and have a big smile on your face afterward". 10 out of 10 with a badass seal of approval This is now one of my favorite family films to watch, right alongside Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Emperor's New Groove & Ratatouille. If you haven't watched this film, WATCH IT. You will feel like a kid again & maybe feel warm and fuzzy inside like me!
  14. Damn. I thought the game's long loading screen in the alpha will get fixed, but NOPE, it's much worse in the full game! This is more loading than the Loading Screen Simulator! I find it ironic that Destiny + the Division are better than Anthem, all because they don't have loading screens every 5 minutes, they have better fairer loots, the missions have more variety, and they don't have bullshit roadblock progression system that forces you to do time-consuming tasks like Warframe, only Warframe has WAY more variety & justifiable because it's a free game. How many fuck ups must EA do till they stop acting like money fetishist retards and just be a game company already?? And you know what's freaking sad about this? I actually have a co-worker that used to work for EA as one of the creatives. He loves games & an awesome dude who wants to put quality first in games & make cool trailers to showcase the cool gameplays for the games he worked on. But each time he proposed something good in the business meeting about actually developing games with no microtransactions or dumb stuff, one of the twats at EA shut down the idea because "we have to put microtransactions + reduce gameplay so we can get more money". So no matter how good the intention is, EA's higher ups only care about making money and prioritize putting their bullshit in it, just because they have the authority above everyone else. YES, they are pretty much exactly like Corporate Commander. I thought he's just an exaggeration of the real thing, BUT NO, HE EXISTS! IT'S ALL A TRUE STORY PEOPLE! FUCK THESE ASSHOLES! EA is an anomaly. We know they fucking destroy many games because of their stupid crap, so we got games like ME3, ME Andromeda, Star Wars Battlefront, and Anthem. But they CAN bounce back with great games, like Battlefield 1, the good sports games that are not just lazy cash in, Titanfall 2, Dragon Age Inquisition and Apex Legends. They know they can bounce back anytime they fucking want, but what I don't get is why don't they just give more good games so people won't be pissed off by them? It's like they have bipolar disease or some shit!