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  1. Dyzzles liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The Game Stop Poem   
    For my long hard work I was paid,
    So I went to the shopping arcade.
    And since neither my thumbs are yet lame,
    I thought to pick up a new game.
    Imagine my shock when I found
    There were not any games around
    Instead the shelves were filled (all the spaces)
    With promotional DVD cases
    "O sir why do you want me to pay,
    for a game that is not out today?"
    "But sir!" Called the man with a shout
    "You do not know what you're about!
    "Tis true that these games aren't out yet
    But it's better for you from the outset!
    For a preorder bonus mayhaps,
    You enjoy a few extra maps?
    Or if you're wardrobe is thin,
    How about a player character skin?"
    "Can I simply not purchase today
    Then take my goods home to play?"
    "But sire how will you feel a week later
    when you have no access to the beta?
    If you preorder Sniper Elite three
    You can shoot Hitler for Free!"
    I paused at this last for spell
    as that did sound fun as all hell,
    But instead I cried "No!
    Give me Transfomers to Go!"
    And I got it home and it was shit.
  2. Dyzzles liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The Game Stop Poem   
    For my long hard work I was paid,
    So I went to the shopping arcade.
    And since neither my thumbs are yet lame,
    I thought to pick up a new game.
    Imagine my shock when I found
    There were not any games around
    Instead the shelves were filled (all the spaces)
    With promotional DVD cases
    "O sir why do you want me to pay,
    for a game that is not out today?"
    "But sir!" Called the man with a shout
    "You do not know what you're about!
    "Tis true that these games aren't out yet
    But it's better for you from the outset!
    For a preorder bonus mayhaps,
    You enjoy a few extra maps?
    Or if you're wardrobe is thin,
    How about a player character skin?"
    "Can I simply not purchase today
    Then take my goods home to play?"
    "But sire how will you feel a week later
    when you have no access to the beta?
    If you preorder Sniper Elite three
    You can shoot Hitler for Free!"
    I paused at this last for spell
    as that did sound fun as all hell,
    But instead I cried "No!
    Give me Transfomers to Go!"
    And I got it home and it was shit.
  3. Dyzzles liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The Game Stop Poem   
    For my long hard work I was paid,
    So I went to the shopping arcade.
    And since neither my thumbs are yet lame,
    I thought to pick up a new game.
    Imagine my shock when I found
    There were not any games around
    Instead the shelves were filled (all the spaces)
    With promotional DVD cases
    "O sir why do you want me to pay,
    for a game that is not out today?"
    "But sir!" Called the man with a shout
    "You do not know what you're about!
    "Tis true that these games aren't out yet
    But it's better for you from the outset!
    For a preorder bonus mayhaps,
    You enjoy a few extra maps?
    Or if you're wardrobe is thin,
    How about a player character skin?"
    "Can I simply not purchase today
    Then take my goods home to play?"
    "But sire how will you feel a week later
    when you have no access to the beta?
    If you preorder Sniper Elite three
    You can shoot Hitler for Free!"
    I paused at this last for spell
    as that did sound fun as all hell,
    But instead I cried "No!
    Give me Transfomers to Go!"
    And I got it home and it was shit.
  4. Dyzzles liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The Game Stop Poem   
    For my long hard work I was paid,
    So I went to the shopping arcade.
    And since neither my thumbs are yet lame,
    I thought to pick up a new game.
    Imagine my shock when I found
    There were not any games around
    Instead the shelves were filled (all the spaces)
    With promotional DVD cases
    "O sir why do you want me to pay,
    for a game that is not out today?"
    "But sir!" Called the man with a shout
    "You do not know what you're about!
    "Tis true that these games aren't out yet
    But it's better for you from the outset!
    For a preorder bonus mayhaps,
    You enjoy a few extra maps?
    Or if you're wardrobe is thin,
    How about a player character skin?"
    "Can I simply not purchase today
    Then take my goods home to play?"
    "But sire how will you feel a week later
    when you have no access to the beta?
    If you preorder Sniper Elite three
    You can shoot Hitler for Free!"
    I paused at this last for spell
    as that did sound fun as all hell,
    But instead I cried "No!
    Give me Transfomers to Go!"
    And I got it home and it was shit.
  5. Dyzzles liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The Game Stop Poem   
    For my long hard work I was paid,
    So I went to the shopping arcade.
    And since neither my thumbs are yet lame,
    I thought to pick up a new game.
    Imagine my shock when I found
    There were not any games around
    Instead the shelves were filled (all the spaces)
    With promotional DVD cases
    "O sir why do you want me to pay,
    for a game that is not out today?"
    "But sir!" Called the man with a shout
    "You do not know what you're about!
    "Tis true that these games aren't out yet
    But it's better for you from the outset!
    For a preorder bonus mayhaps,
    You enjoy a few extra maps?
    Or if you're wardrobe is thin,
    How about a player character skin?"
    "Can I simply not purchase today
    Then take my goods home to play?"
    "But sire how will you feel a week later
    when you have no access to the beta?
    If you preorder Sniper Elite three
    You can shoot Hitler for Free!"
    I paused at this last for spell
    as that did sound fun as all hell,
    But instead I cried "No!
    Give me Transfomers to Go!"
    And I got it home and it was shit.
  6. Sol Omega liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Tekken 7   
    I think they should take a tip from Mortal Kombat and Injustice and have the story mode basically be an intro to all the characters and their relationships and then build on to the big bad at the end.
  7. Sol Omega liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Tekken 7   
    I think they should take a tip from Mortal Kombat and Injustice and have the story mode basically be an intro to all the characters and their relationships and then build on to the big bad at the end.
  8. Berserker liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The Most Entertaining Console Debate You've Ever Seen Enjoy   
    Maybe post these in off topic rather than general?
    And whilst you say that this is not a PC vs Console thread there is nothing in your description or original post to indicate that. 
    Personally I don't find posting this kind of video helpful and actually feels a bit like a flame bait.
  9. Alexander452 liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Occasionally I imagine I'm funny   
    And when I do I go and perform stand up. Like this:

     
    And write stories and shit like this:
    http://winnumiswrong.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/thames-and-slake.html
    Enjoy. Or hate. Whatevs
  10. Gone too liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Dealing with Internet Jerks   
    The internet is for everyone.
    Unfortunately that includes jerks, assholes, control freaks and people who are genuinely actually fucking crazy.
    My personal tactic when dealing with this sort of thing is basically to go "Ahuh, yeah, sure, yep, great, Ill get right on that.." and then just doe what ever the hell I was going to do anyway.
    I was playing TF2 once and someone threatened to shoot me in the foot, the guy went nuts when I basically responded with "uhh yeah I don't care."
    He then threatened to burn me to death to which I responded with something along the lines of "Yep you keep on dreamin big guy."
    All in a low monotonous voice.
    He quit the match
  11. Null liked a post in a topic by Winnum in The number 1 game I wish there was a next gen sequel/remake of.   
    Ine remake I can definitely recommend is Strider, got it on PS+ and by god that game is good. Serious Metroid style action.
     
    I would actually like to see a full blown remake of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2 that would be kind of fun.
    Also some Classic PS1/Sega Saturn games that I would be a nice change-
    Jumping Flash - giant robot rabbit jumping platformer. 
    Krazy Ivan - like mechwarrior but less po faced and more 'lets blow the shit out of stuff'
    Bug- Intersting trial of a 3D platformer for the Saturn
  12. WhytWulf liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Game Ideas, share yours now   
    My game idea is simply this:
     
    2 Girls, One Cup, NO MERCY
  13. Winnum liked a post in a topic by Berserker in David Hasselhoff unifies the world...   
    The world anthem would be Looking for Freedom.
     
    Personally I prefer this:
     

  14. Berserker liked a post in a topic by Winnum in David Hasselhoff unifies the world...   
    But if Baywatch Nights is anything to go by we would the hoff woudl keep us mercifully safe from Vampire attack.
  15. Winnum liked a post in a topic by WITHASTICK in will destiny have machinima capabilitys?   
    I agree with this point, Bungie is one of the few development company's who know their audience. They watched them all grow with the company. They always stuck close the the Rooster Teeth guys. They always made nods to them, and other audience members. Them to not even have basic machinima would be odd for them.
     
    They most likely will have some form of machinima, but even than like this. Red vs Blue started on Halo: Combat Evolve, which had barely any idea of machinima in the game. They still made a series out of it, which they proud have the title of longest running sci-fi show. Even if Destiny doesn't have the super extensive machinima controls, people will find ways.
     
    Sorry If I am sound like I am repeating Winnum, but he got it down right.
  16. Winnum liked a post in a topic by Flying Potato in Games that should get a sequel   
    This thread's been done a few times but as with Raizurhk i'll play along...
     

  17. fridgeracer liked a post in a topic by Winnum in GTA5 - PS4 / xbox one or PC?   
    As to the graphics thing I honestly couldn't say. I think that the PC version will likely still run better than PS4 or Xbox even if they look the same for the most part. Also with the md community there's a liklihood that someone will come up with a mod to make it look even better.
    But that said if for the sake of argument I didn't have a PS4 and didn't have GTA then picking up a PS4 in time for GTA V and destiny would certainly make me a happy man. Sony do have some decent exclusives coming as well such as The Order and No Mans Sky (though I believe that may come to PC too form what I've read) as well as Uncharted. Also funny story a friend of mine was recently in a focus group where they were talking about video games and the main topic of discussion was 'What would you like to see in a new God of War?'I squeed a bit when I heard this.
    All I will say is that if it's just GTA V get it on PC - but if you're looking for the rest of what PS4 has to offer then yeah picking one up about that time would not be the worst decision you ever made.
  18. Winnum liked a post in a topic by Seph in I just hate PC Gamer's and the Master Race.   
    I am an IT techinician by trade, I own a PC that I built myself and will not purchase another console. My reasoning is because MY PC is better than any console I can purchase. I still wish I could play some of the exclusives for the consoles but there are not enough to justify me purchasing one.
     
    A PC can be better than a console, however most PCs are not. Most households either lack the technical knowledge of how to maintain their PC or simply do not want to put the effort or money in to it. Buying or building your own PC that can rival that of a console requires the technical skills to do so (which most people lack), or a wallet fat enough to pay a company to do it for them.
     
    Consoles were created so that the average consumer can enjoy what a PC already does or did is some cases. Consoles are cheaper, more portable, better optimized, more user friendly PCs. If you do not know this it is because you are too caught up in yourself to realize it. You are like me and have no need for a console but that does stop the millions of others that do. They prefer it and it is actually better for them in many ways than I can simply type here.
     
    To sum it up, get off your high horse and acknowledge that consoles have a market or they wouldnt exist. PCs can be better than consoles but most people's PC are not.
  19. JarlBalgruuftheGreater liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Console War's getting Childish and Out of Hand   
    3 Gaming forum rules to live by:
    1. If someone asks Do you think I should buy a or b ? Don't recommend C because a and b are dumb and you hate them and you will question the sexual preference of people who like a or b.
    2. If you have no opinion on a topic, poll etc don't post anything. Nobody cares that you don't care.
    3. DO NOT FEED THE FLAME TROLLS.
  20. JarlBalgruuftheGreater liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Console War's getting Childish and Out of Hand   
    3 Gaming forum rules to live by:
    1. If someone asks Do you think I should buy a or b ? Don't recommend C because a and b are dumb and you hate them and you will question the sexual preference of people who like a or b.
    2. If you have no opinion on a topic, poll etc don't post anything. Nobody cares that you don't care.
    3. DO NOT FEED THE FLAME TROLLS.
  21. Verethragna liked a post in a topic by Winnum in I just hate PC Gamer's and the Master Race.   
    Yes it is. Believe me console gamers do get it - but Console gaming is-
    easier: i buy game I put game in console I play game
    cheaper: £350 for PS4 equivalent PC £1000 at least or build it yourself for £700.
    generally more convenient I can pick up my Console put it in a bag and take it to work to play with me at the weekend cannot do that with my massive Desktop.
    People who game only on consoles have made these choices - it's like buying a car - do you want something economical that's going to get you from A-B or the big tricked out turbo charged version with leather seats and neon lights?
    Here's the thing NEITHER ANSWER IS WRONG.
    People just make the choices that make the most sense to them. PC gamers just seem to be annoyed at console gamers for..... reasons? Seriously this is a one way tide of abuse - no-ones on the other side saying 'Those PC gamers are dumb an their choices are incorrect'. Stop being so insecure and just let other people game the way they want.
  22. Puntosmx liked a post in a topic by Winnum in Wildstar installation Issue   
    Thanks for that will give it a go.
     
    Also the whole hadn thing was just a joke.
    We're not married just friends with benefits.
  23. Winnum liked a post in a topic by Legolas_Katarn in I'm Boycott all Ubisoft games, you with me?   
    Nope. Even though they keep dumbing down their games (Ghost Recon and Splinter Cell) and hate the PC community they are still the only large developer that ever makes anything interesting (Assassins Creed and the old Splinter Cell and Ghost Recon's online multiplayer, Child of Light, Valiant Hearts).
  24. Apex Spartan liked a post in a topic by Winnum in What would you choose?   
    Witcher 3 all day long. Then all night long. Then all Week - possibly a couple of months. Then once  more because I made THAT decision at the start and I want to see what happens when I make the other decision- o hai completely separate plot!
  25. Winnum liked a post in a topic by Wolfspawn in What is the worst line you have ever heard from a movie/game/tv show?   
    I don't like sand.