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This story was created in the chat of the Startbound stream tonight. Here is the interdimensional, intergalactic story. Note: Nothing has been changed. I copied for as long as I could, all you missed was a land war on Earth leading to Earth being destroyed, me having a colony on one of Jupiter's moons, and Magnaryuu discovering intergalactic travel. Bane341: I BECOME THE WHITE LANTERN , BRINGER OF LIFE Protosteelgull: Can I at leadt be king of the Metroids? Nextdoordarkrai: and i will become a bucket of water, the enemy to lanterns Bane341: ( yeah im a fan of DBZ , DW and DC comics) Nymphonomicon: Are these monsters using PKMN attacks or is that what they're called? Nextdoordarkrai: sure proto, but i have samus aran Protosteelgull: Well crap... Magnaryuu: Bane I have become the Black Lantern, plus I am also powered by the hormones produced by the Wraith Bane341: TONS » WE ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE » DONT BE RUDE Adunsb: well I just got my *** handed to me from the bigfoot from Harry and the Hendersons Nextdoordarkrai: i am going to copy this story once we're done, and post it on the website Bane341: XD Nextdoordarkrai: anyways Bane341: please do Nextdoordarkrai: my railguns » attack » Bane's fleet Bane341: where were we? Magnaryuu: So it has come down to use bane White Lantern against Black Lantern Nextdoordarkrai: And me, in an alternate dimension » watching Bane341: Whit the power of the white lantern i riveve planet vegeta and galafrey Nextdoordarkrai: and my assassins make quick work of them Bane341: so i have sayins and timelords at my side Nextdoordarkrai: o and railguns Bane341: AHHA » YOU CANT Nextdoordarkrai: lots of railguns Bane341: they are giant monkey Protosteelgull: Plot twist! I had the Death Note and retconned everyone out of this plain of existence! > Nextdoordarkrai: did i mention bombers full of miley cyrus blood poison? Nymphonomicon: I think you're bleeding Tons. Magnaryuu: WIth the power of the Black Lantern I ressurect all the evil dead in the universe and bring to me Nextdoordarkrai: Proto, I'm in an alternate dimension, and Bane is immortal... » and mag is a black lantern » u failed Mrmadakey: bye people Bane341: GET IN OUR LVL Blivia: Later Mrm. Protosteelgull: well crap... that contract went to waste... Magnaryuu: ya cause im already dead Bane341: this is so cool Nextdoordarkrai: the timelords died bcause of a mass cyrus blood plague Bane341: but they regerenate Nextdoordarkrai: i thought that was only doctor who.... Bane341: DEAR GOD MAN » HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT Magnaryuu: miley cyrus blood plague is like the judas tree sap, it stops regeneration Nextdoordarkrai: exactly Bane341: haha » but i created a vaccine Nextdoordarkrai: impossible » its miley cyrus' blood » no cure Nymphonomicon: You took his holiday spirit... Magnaryuu: I absorb all the evil from the dead i resurrected Bane341: I FORCED THEM TO TWERK FOR 100 YEARS » they ar imuned to it Nextdoordarkrai: ...ur cruel Borommakot: I'm playing Civ 5 right now Nextdoordarkrai: but » I Magnaryuu: (this whole thing has spiraled out of control LOL) Nextdoordarkrai: have Protosteelgull: You know what? I'm out of this, just gonna stand at the center of the multiverse and see how this turns out between you guys... Asian43: I'm only on the Beta planets, I'm working on making the robot now. Nextdoordarkrai: The Master! Bane341: NO » YOU DIDNT Nextdoordarkrai: YES! » I DID! Bane341: NO Adunsb: what sector are you playing in? Bane341: SO WHAT? Magnaryuu: Next I use my powers of the Black Lantern and control the master Nextdoordarkrai: GALAXY TRAVEL IS MINE!!!!! » mag.... » alternate dimension » u cant Bane341: OK Magnaryuu: uh Next Black Lantern do what i want Bane341: i just got the ultimate agent Nextdoordarkrai: in this dimension, u got blown up in the explosion at earth » impossible bane Bane341: i paid him with Enchiladas Nextdoordarkrai: i have all the assassins and thieves Bane341: guess who it is Nextdoordarkrai: idk' Bane341: DEADPOOL Nextdoordarkrai: lol Bane341: so yeh Nextdoordarkrai: Corvo slows time and slices up Deadpool Protosteelgull: I'm glad I'm spectating this death match, wish I had some popcorn and a chair to watch the fight! Nextdoordarkrai: Railguns blow up more of your fleet Bane341: and deadpool regerenates Magnaryuu: crap Deadpool really? i can't control him the *** won't die Nymphonomicon: I don't think I could play this game, I'd dig down to the center of the planet and die or something. Nextdoordarkrai: I GOT IT Bane341: ok Nextdoordarkrai: Corvo slows time » gives Deadpool to the master Bane341: HAHAHA » UNLEASH » THE TITANS Nextdoordarkrai: and the master traps time in a parallel universe » TOO LATE » deadpool is gone Bane341: "giant smiling zombies attack your fleet" Nextdoordarkrai: i dont have a fleet » im in an alternate dimension Bane341: yea » you do Nymphonomicon: Lasers! Bane341: i found » them Nextdoordarkrai: where u both were destroyed in the explosion on earth Bane341: IN THE PEGASUS GALAXY Magnaryuu: Alright i have grown tired of this, you two have fun. I'm gonna go look for more dead people Blivia: Giant naked stupid people attack your village, and eat your people. Nextdoordarkrai: im chilling in my colony on Pluto Bane341: waut » wait » mag » im sorry Magnaryuu: What Protosteelgull: I wonder how complicated this fight is going to get? Bane341: we kind of left you out » your turn Nextdoordarkrai: i think he means hes gonna build his army Lerkzy: Hello everyone. Magnaryuu: no it's fine you two go im gonna travel to the center of the multiverse and kill Proto » Protosteelgull: But I'm spectating! Magnaryuu: didn't think i'd see you there didn't ya » so you are living that offends me » lol Protosteelgull: I gave up Italy and my Death Note! Nextdoordarkrai: Stealth Guild calls upon Lady Nocturnal, the daedric prince of stealth and shadow! Nymphonomicon: These peanuts are makin' me thirsty! Bane341: With the help of deadpool , goku , doctor who and the power of the white latnern we travel back in time and... » i go to sleep Nextdoordarkrai: i punch bane in the face Bane341: it late her Blivia: *Punches YOU in the face.* Bane341: UCH Nextdoordarkrai: alternate dimension, but nice try Magnaryuu: *thrusts hand deep into Proto's chest and rips out his heart" Protosteelgull: I falcon punch everyone. THE END. Nextdoordarkrai: nopr Nymphonomicon: Laser assault rifle. Nextdoordarkrai: ur dead proto Blivia: Guys, I'm starting a kickstarter. It will allow you to punch someone over a basic TCP/IP connection. Bane341: mag Nymphonomicon: I want a plasma flamethrower. Magnaryuu: yes Bane Nextdoordarkrai: i take control of the Predator Race Bane341: i leave you goku , doctor who and deadpool » plus white lantern Nextdoordarkrai: ALTERNATE DIMENSION Bane341: im going to bed » this was fun Nextdoordarkrai: HOW DOES THAT WORK Magnaryuu: uhm i'm gonna head to bed as well Nextdoordarkrai: HA » I » WIN Bane341: no Blivia: LOL Protosteelgull: Alright guys! Bane341: see you later Magnaryuu: for now Next for now Bane341: hey tons » sorry about ignoring your stream » my bad Protosteelgull: Still dead though. Nextdoordarkrai: The Stealth Guild loots and pillages the galaxy till theend of its days...or until they encounter bane or mag again, whichever comes first Nymphonomicon: Vests. Nextdoordarkrai: THE END? Magnaryuu: ya sorry tons, it kind of got out of hand Bane341: the end » now Nextdoordarkrai: THE END