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Inception Movie Review

A Dream within a dream. Within a Dream.


Short Version: Inception not only offers all the amazing visuals and intense action of a summer blockbuster, but a very well-crated and intellectually stimulating storyline. This is the kinda sophisticated action film we need to see coming from Hollywood more often. Several days later its impression on me lingers. It’s premise of dream exploration and collective subconscious dares the audience to think deeper. Great Job Nolan!
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Posted 21 Jul 2010 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Next Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 175 Comments
  1. Tenshou
    Tenshou says
    07 Feb 11 at 4:00pm

    Alright AngryJoe, in the beginning of Inception it showed Cobb and Saito (Saito being all old and everything because he was in limbo for such a long time already). When one is in limbo, that person(s) control every aspect of the dream, from ppl to environment. This is why Cobb is drag to Saito's hom...

Predators Movie Review


Short Version: Predators is finally a step in the right direction after decade of this franchise being lost in the dark. Its entertaining, wont do anything to piss off hardcore predator fans, but ultimately by the end I can’t help but wonder what the point of this particular story was? Its time to expand on the source material, this is a good first step but only just.
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Posted 10 Jul 2010 | AJ Exclusives, Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Next Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 90 Comments
  1. TrogdortheCrusader says
    19 Sep 10 at 3:21pm

    They need to make a sequel, where the MOTHERFUCKING COLONIAL MARINES!!! Are sent on the planet to investigate, and then stuff happens whos with me?...

The Last Airbender Movie Review


Short Version: The Last Airbender is torture. M. Night takes the excellent animated series – removes the humor and life from it and only adds a few cool CGI effects. Acting? What acting? Dialogue? I’ve read Fan Fiction written by 9-yr old’s stronger than this. WORST movie of 2010, and arguably the WORST movie in the last Decade and I’m easy on movies, unlike games.
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Posted 03 Jul 2010 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Next Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 560 Comments
  1. Gamer123r
    Gamer123r says
    27 Dec 10 at 7:18pm

    dont worry man the anime show is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better then the movie (you should listen to your friend), think of it this way DESPITE the bad reviews the movie earned over 300 million dollars just because the series was made so well, i repeat THAT movie made over 300 million dollars ...

Commando Movie Review

Short Version: The Over-the-Top Action movie that all other Action movies aspire to be! Campy to all hell, there’s no better movie to watch with fellow Arnie Fans! Throw in Encouraged Quote-Alongs, Free Cap Guns for every audience member, Live Pyro-Technics in the Theater, and Fucking Explosions this was one Arnie Film Experience that sadly will never be matched! Thank you Alamo Drafthouse & The Action pack!
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Posted 05 May 2010 | AJ Exclusives, Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Next Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 47 Comments
  1. Jimbo
    Jimbo says
    05 May 10 at 9:08pm

    Man, screw 3D! THIS should be the way movies should be presented! :D...

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Movie Review


Short Version: A pointless cash-grab remake that goes through the motions paying homage to the original but adding nothing of its own, aside from a “darker tone”. Gee how original. In just a few months no one will remember this film, just the superior original classic. It’s only saving grace is Jackie Earle Haley performance despite the material given to him.
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Posted 30 Apr 2010 | AJ Exclusives, Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Next Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 88 Comments
  1. sinder87
    sinder87 says
    11 Nov 10 at 4:51pm

    THANK YOU FOR RANTING THIS, I FELT THE SAME WAY, FUCK THIS MOVIE, THIS PIECE OF SHIT DISGUST TOWARDS THE ORIGINAL SERIES! THIS IS A ABOMINATION! IT SHOULD BE BANNED! I would love to see the original freddy see the new freddy...

    FUCK, THIS MOVE SUCKS!!!!...

[Movie Review] Joe Loves G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra!

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Short Review: It’s Just like Playing with the Toys back when you were a Kid. Battles, Battles and More Battles. G.I.Joe was a great way to end the summer blockbuster season of 2009. Despite some dumb dialouge and plot points the film was well worth the money! Read on…

Posted 09 Aug 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 33 Comments
  1. shanks
    shanks says
    14 Feb 10 at 4:21am

    they made it a movie for 12 year old kids...

Movie Review: Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince

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STONE HERE, and it is no secret how much I dig Harry Potter. It took me a little while to write this review of The Half Blood Prince because not only is it my favorite of all the books, I was really waiting for this movie. As the next movie in the franchise movie, it kicks ass. As a fan of the books, it leaves me wanting more. I felt cheated actually.

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Posted 15 Jul 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 20 Comments
  1. The One
    The One says
    29 Jan 11 at 7:22am

    the movie was down right trash. The movie was all lovey dovey and did really follow the story line. The end was disappointing, because their was no epic battle scene at the end. all i know is the deathly hallows better show up or i will be angry. P.S. Emma Watson looked even hotter in this movie tha...

Movie Review: Bruno

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STONE HERE, and i love Sacha Baron Cohen. The dude is freaking hilarious and an amazing character actor. Borat came out of nowhere for me and it to this day still makes me laugh. So now we get Bruno. What is Bruno? An Austrian gay fashion diva. Bet you can’t see where this is going. Read on…

Posted 10 Jul 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 12 Comments
  1. tmib
    tmib says
    11 Jul 09 at 2:07am

    I did see the Borat movie. I didn't like it. Poopjokes, racist jokes, 2 naked, old, ugly, hairy, wet guys having a fake fight, then they making fun of the National Anthem. I didn't see the funny part...

    Those good old times with the Naked Gun, Top Secret and the other epic hilarious movies....

Movie Review: Transformers ROTF

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Posted 24 Jun 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 24 Comments
  1. Jesse
    Jesse says
    22 Jul 10 at 11:01pm

    i think it was a good movie....

Movie Review: Year One

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Stone here, and you know it is a slow week in moviedom when your only two choices are a chick flick and a comedy. So I chose to see Year One. Want to know about it? Are you sure? Read on then. Read on…

Posted 20 Jun 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 19 Comments
  1. yojoe
    yojoe says
    09 May 10 at 10:40pm

    I saw it (twice) and didn't stab my eyes out. I found it pretty funny compared to the other shit comedies that came out last year, Example: The Proposal.

    I enjoyed this movie ALOT more than GI JOE, which I don't understand why you gave it such a high rating.

    Anyways, lets cut some foreskin....

Movie Review: The Hangover

The Short Version: If you have a group of guy friends you regularly hang out with you need to get together and go see this movie. Like Now. It’s Funny as Hell. Read on…

Posted 12 Jun 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 9 Comments
  1. RedX
    RedX says
    14 Jun 09 at 4:19am

    "I’m pretty sure that if you didn’t enjoy this film your the kinda guy that no one wants to hang out with. You have no sense of adventure and are probably pretty fucking boring."

    I thiiiink you need to stay away from descriptions of people in this manner when you do reviews Angry Joe. It just...

Movie Review: Land of the Lost

Stone here, and I love the Land of the Lost. I loved the TV series, I loved this movie. It did everything it could to look like the original but updated, and it really at no point took itself too seriously. It was fun and campy and very not at all what I expected. There is a certain factor of this movie that I have no doubt leave some people scratching their heads, and there are some things that you see and that happen that will no doubt have some people leaving the theatre. I saw it happen when I was watching this movie with my friends. Read on…

Posted 07 Jun 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 7 Comments
  1. This person
    This person says
    08 Jul 09 at 6:25pm

    I saw it with my friend Marshall, and I didn't go in expecting some groundbreaking masterpiece of comedy like the Christopher Guest movies, I just wanted to see the movie for fun. And, despite being incredibly cheesy, I just thought it was fun....

Movie Review: Drag Me To Hell

Angry Joe here. I just got done watching Drag me to Hell. I went to see the movie because all my friends said it was a good and I’ve been seeing excellent reviews online. Its been a long time since I’ve seen a great horror film, so I said, “sure what the hell why not?” I was even excited about seeing it. “Finally a good horror movie!”, I told myself.

Well I just have to say this one thing, WHAT THE FUCK movie were ya’ll watching!?!?! Read on…

Posted 02 Jun 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 12 Comments
  1. Rebecca
    AngryJoeShowFan says
    19 Aug 10 at 8:10am

    I'll probably get thumbs down for saying this but I actually really liked the movie. It was something refreshing to watch after seeing a lot of terrible stuff being brought out, It was creative and new.

    I give it 7/10

    Would have given it a 7.5 but she had to go and kill that kitten didn't she!...

Movie Review: UP

Stone here, and Pixar is one of those studios that just can not seem to do wrong. Even with A Bug’s Life, which is considered their weakest film, they tell compelling stories with great visuals. Up is one of those stories that will hit you in your heart, be warned now. If you cried at the end of Monsters Inc, take some tissues. Sometimes you are left wondering “How?” when they reveal the basics of their next movie. Wall-E? A robot piece? Yet it turned out beyond expectations. So that’s where UP comes in from, out of left field a leaving you wondering how it will work. That’s what is one of the things that makes this movie so good. Read on…

Posted 02 Jun 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 9 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    03 Jun 09 at 9:26am

    Our 5/5 Ratings dont refer to a movie being completely perfect, just that you will have a blast watching it. Worth every penny of the money you paid kinda thing. When we implement the new web design, i'll make sure to address this in "our ratings system" page! Thanks for reminding me Nico!...

Movie Review: Terminator Salvation

The Short Version: Terminator is an amazing action movie that must really be seen on the big screen to enjoy fully. Unfortunately the movie was poorly written and we never really care for any of the characters – after watching it you’ll ultimately feel that nothing really happened. Click for more Read on…

Posted 23 May 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 26 Comments
  1. BigManOnCampus
    BigManOnCampus says
    29 Nov 10 at 6:29pm

    Don't know about you guys...But it all ended at T2 for me. :)...

Movie Review: Battle Royale

Stone here and I finally got to sit down with Angry Joe and watch Battle Royale. I have been looking forward to seeing this for a while now and it was a perfect day recently that we watched this movie. Read on…

Posted 20 May 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 4 Comments
  1. Jordan P.
    ps3gamer23 says
    18 Aug 09 at 11:29pm

    In the book or manga(i don't remember) Kiriyama was already part of their class, and when he was young he was in a car accident that damaged the part of his brain that causes him to feel emotions, and before the game he flips a coin whether or not to participate so that's why he kills with no feelin...

Movie Review: Angels & Demons

Stone here and I love Dan Brown’s latest books. I forgot how much I enjoyed the sophistication of the Robert Langdon character. I read the DaVinci Code before I read Angels and Demons which was first, so I guess I can’t really complain with how they made the first book the movie sequel. Read on…

Posted 18 May 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews | 0 Comments

Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen


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STONE – I love Transformers. They have taken many shapes and forms in their animated lives and I think the movie did it justice. I have a lot of friends who just can’t stand it, but I ask them why. They like the various cartoons. Realistically, I could not figure out where I would have started in the adapting process to bring these robots to the real world. Talk about a daunting task! I do want to see more Megatron though. And I really love that they are delving into the Transformers lore and bringing up Fallen. Now they just need to bring on Unicron.
JOE- The main villian of this film might be Megatron but dont forget about the opponent that make make both the Autobots and decepticons leak a little oil in their pants!

The Devastator!
Actually I’m a little disappointed in his design, for one this guy from the trailer looks more menacing……
A Giant Effing Robot on a Uni-cycle! Now that’s Scary! But who is this guy? Its not the Devastator as most assumed…

Posted 17 May 2009 | Joes Movies | 4 Comments
  1. Austin McCoy
    Austichar says
    17 May 09 at 1:48am

    I wonder how they'd do Unicron......

Land Of The Lost


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STONE- Who doesn’t have fun memories of this series as a kid?!? Read on…

Posted 13 May 2009 | Joes Movies | 2 Comments
  1. Lenneh
    Lenneh says
    13 May 09 at 2:53am

    I can barely remember this series, but what i do remember was that it was damn entertaining. I dont remember it being funny tho...oh well? I'll give it a shot, even if it is just for nostalgia's sake....

We Lost the Battle but will Win the War!

Battlefield Update! As you may know I issued a Rapid Deployment Mission for all avaliable Angry Joer’s on Active Duty to See Star Trek in theaters during its opening weekend in order to help boost its weekend take in – So how’d we all do? Read on…

Posted 11 May 2009 | Joes Movies | 7 Comments
  1. Lenneh
    Lenneh says
    11 May 09 at 10:39pm

    Hey i hope star trek does make more than wolverine in the second week. Maybe this will open director's eyes and they wont just slap together 28 xmen characters in the next movie set in like Mexico during the spanish inquisition. I'm thinking wolverine becomes the leader of the aztecs and they still ...

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