A Dream within a dream. Within a Dream.
Short Version: Predators is finally a step in the right direction after decade of this franchise being lost in the dark. Its entertaining, wont do anything to piss off hardcore predator fans, but ultimately by the end I can’t help but wonder what the point of this particular story was? Its time to expand on the source material, this is a good first step but only just.
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Me and my cousin were taking bets on who would die in what order throughout the entire movie....
Short Version: The Last Airbender is torture. M. Night takes the excellent animated series – removes the humor and life from it and only adds a few cool CGI effects. Acting? What acting? Dialogue? I’ve read Fan Fiction written by 9-yr old’s stronger than this. WORST movie of 2010, and arguably the WORST movie in the last Decade and I’m easy on movies, unlike games.
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In defense of the Cartoon
-Sokka is the primary comedy relief in the series, and actually does bring levity and balance to Katara's subtle apprehension of the future and the weight of Aang's responsibility.
-Uncle Iroh is actually much more laid back and less withdrawn than in the film. He is po...
Short Version: The Over-the-Top Action movie that all other Action movies aspire to be! Campy to all hell, there’s no better movie to watch with fellow Arnie Fans! Throw in Encouraged Quote-Alongs, Free Cap Guns for every audience member, Live Pyro-Technics in the Theater, and Fucking Explosions this was one Arnie Film Experience that sadly will never be matched! Thank you Alamo Drafthouse & The Action pack!
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Commando and Avatar don't belong in the same sentence. Commando is Googolplexian times better than any movie in the universe. In fact It's not a movie, It's a Document to all of the mankind...
Short Version: A pointless cash-grab remake that goes through the motions paying homage to the original but adding nothing of its own, aside from a “darker tone”. Gee how original. In just a few months no one will remember this film, just the superior original classic. It’s only saving grace is Jackie Earle Haley performance despite the material given to him.
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dude i fucking hate jumper monments one or two is ok but a billion of them...
Short Review: It’s Just like Playing with the Toys back when you were a Kid. Battles, Battles and More Battles. G.I.Joe was a great way to end the summer blockbuster season of 2009. Despite some dumb dialouge and plot points the film was well worth the money! Read on…
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Hey Joe, i saw this movie the day it came out and there wasn't a big crowd of all, and this was the first viewing. I thought it was brilliant film great effects, sweet ass battles, ninjas and guns going together is awesome and nice characters expect Destro, didn't like his accent lol. i would give ...
STONE HERE, and it is no secret how much I dig Harry Potter. It took me a little while to write this review of The Half Blood Prince because not only is it my favorite of all the books, I was really waiting for this movie. As the next movie in the franchise movie, it kicks ass. As a fan of the books, it leaves me wanting more. I felt cheated actually.
Funny for me the Half Blood Prince was the book i liked the least in the franchise... they simply killed Voldemort character for me... learning that he was what he was from incest have make him somekind of joke in my book instand of the evil overlord genious i thook he was in the 5 first books...
STONE HERE, and i love Sacha Baron Cohen. The dude is freaking hilarious and an amazing character actor. Borat came out of nowhere for me and it to this day still makes me laugh. So now we get Bruno. What is Bruno? An Austrian gay fashion diva. Bet you can’t see where this is going. Read on…
I did see the Borat movie. I didn't like it. Poopjokes, racist jokes, 2 naked, old, ugly, hairy, wet guys having a fake fight, then they making fun of the National Anthem. I didn't see the funny part...
Those good old times with the Naked Gun, Top Secret and the other epic hilarious movies....
i think it was a good movie....
Stone here, and you know it is a slow week in moviedom when your only two choices are a chick flick and a comedy. So I chose to see Year One. Want to know about it? Are you sure? Read on then. Read on…
I saw it (twice) and didn't stab my eyes out. I found it pretty funny compared to the other shit comedies that came out last year, Example: The Proposal.
I enjoyed this movie ALOT more than GI JOE, which I don't understand why you gave it such a high rating.
Anyways, lets cut some foreskin....
The Short Version: If you have a group of guy friends you regularly hang out with you need to get together and go see this movie. Like Now. It’s Funny as Hell. Read on…
Stone here, and I love the Land of the Lost. I loved the TV series, I loved this movie. It did everything it could to look like the original but updated, and it really at no point took itself too seriously. It was fun and campy and very not at all what I expected. There is a certain factor of this movie that I have no doubt leave some people scratching their heads, and there are some things that you see and that happen that will no doubt have some people leaving the theatre. I saw it happen when I was watching this movie with my friends. Read on…
Angry Joe here. I just got done watching Drag me to Hell. I went to see the movie because all my friends said it was a good and I’ve been seeing excellent reviews online. Its been a long time since I’ve seen a great horror film, so I said, “sure what the hell why not?” I was even excited about seeing it. “Finally a good horror movie!”, I told myself.
Well I just have to say this one thing, WHAT THE FUCK movie were ya’ll watching!?!?! Read on…
Stone here, and Pixar is one of those studios that just can not seem to do wrong. Even with A Bug’s Life, which is considered their weakest film, they tell compelling stories with great visuals. Up is one of those stories that will hit you in your heart, be warned now. If you cried at the end of Monsters Inc, take some tissues. Sometimes you are left wondering “How?” when they reveal the basics of their next movie. Wall-E? A robot piece? Yet it turned out beyond expectations. So that’s where UP comes in from, out of left field a leaving you wondering how it will work. That’s what is one of the things that makes this movie so good. Read on…
I agree, 5 out of 5....the most touching film of the year was an animation. Pixar is a genius factory....
The Short Version: Terminator is an amazing action movie that must really be seen on the big screen to enjoy fully. Unfortunately the movie was poorly written and we never really care for any of the characters – after watching it you’ll ultimately feel that nothing really happened. Click for more Read on…
Hmm, a honest account. When I saw the trailer it reminded me of Transformers; seems I wasn't too far off. Not a big fan of franchises anyway ( I am convinced that the Alien series should have ended after the first film). I'll see it and will try and enjoy the decent parts....
Stone here and I finally got to sit down with Angry Joe and watch Battle Royale. I have been looking forward to seeing this for a while now and it was a perfect day recently that we watched this movie. Read on…
In the book or manga(i don't remember) Kiriyama was already part of their class, and when he was young he was in a car accident that damaged the part of his brain that causes him to feel emotions, and before the game he flips a coin whether or not to participate so that's why he kills with no feelin...
Stone here and I love Dan Brown’s latest books. I forgot how much I enjoyed the sophistication of the Robert Langdon character. I read the DaVinci Code before I read Angels and Demons which was first, so I guess I can’t really complain with how they made the first book the movie sequel. Read on…
STONE – I love Transformers. They have taken many shapes and forms in their animated lives and I think the movie did it justice. I have a lot of friends who just can’t stand it, but I ask them why. They like the various cartoons. Realistically, I could not figure out where I would have started in the adapting process to bring these robots to the real world. Talk about a daunting task! I do want to see more Megatron though. And I really love that they are delving into the Transformers lore and bringing up Fallen. Now they just need to bring on Unicron.
JOE- The main villian of this film might be Megatron but dont forget about the opponent that make make both the Autobots and decepticons leak a little oil in their pants!
The Devastator!
Actually I’m a little disappointed in his design, for one this guy from the trailer looks more menacing……
A Giant Effing Robot on a Uni-cycle! Now that’s Scary! But who is this guy? Its not the Devastator as most assumed…
I wonder how they'd do Unicron......
STONE- Who doesn’t have fun memories of this series as a kid?!? Read on…
I can barely remember this series, but what i do remember was that it was damn entertaining. I dont remember it being funny tho...oh well? I'll give it a shot, even if it is just for nostalgia's sake....
Battlefield Update! As you may know I issued a Rapid Deployment Mission for all avaliable Angry Joer’s on Active Duty to See Star Trek in theaters during its opening weekend in order to help boost its weekend take in – So how’d we all do? Read on…
Hey i hope star trek does make more than wolverine in the second week. Maybe this will open director's eyes and they wont just slap together 28 xmen characters in the next movie set in like Mexico during the spanish inquisition. I'm thinking wolverine becomes the leader of the aztecs and they still ...
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Hey Joe!
Don't worry about not understanding everything going on in this film. I had to see it twice in order to start understanding everything that was going on.
Ok so let's start with the totem. First of all, it's not his totem. It's his wife's totem. It was something that was special an...