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Thor: Movie Review
Angry Joe breaks his vow to never see another 3D movie in live-action in order to see Thor with his friends. Was the latest Marvel superhero flick with the torture? Find...
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8.0
Buried Movie Review
Short Version: Buried has an amazing amount of tense and engaging moments for being filmed entirely in a small coffin underground. Ryan Reynolds uses its unique claustrophobic premise to showcase his surprising range as an...
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2.0
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D Movie Review
Short Version: Resident Evil: Afterlife is about as unnecessary as it gets. Blatantly milking the franchise the plot goes absolutely nowhere – we learn nothing new and it actually ends the same way it began....
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7.0
Machete Movie Review
Short Version: Machete is exactly what I asked for! I demanded way back when thatwe see an expansion to the fake parody “machete” trailer in the grindhouse films. Blood, Gore, Action and Nudity are abundant...
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9.0
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Review
Scott Pilgrim is an amazing film that any self respecting geek, nerd or video game lover should go out and see immediately. It has interesting well developed characters, an amazing visual flair, funny jokes, and...
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8.0
The Expendables Review
For a film that could have gotten so many things wrong The Expendables Delivers on its promise! An action spectacle with a star studded cast of the past and present doing what they do best....
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4.0
The Other Guys Review
The Other Guys is wasted potential for an otherwise interesting team up of Mark Walberg & Will Ferrell. Its one of those films where most of the funny jokes are given away in the...
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9.0
Inception Movie Review
Short Version: Inception not only offers all the amazing visuals and intense action of a summer blockbuster, but a very well-crated and intellectually stimulating storyline. This is the kinda sophisticated action film we need to...
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6.0
Predators Movie Review
Short Version: Predators is finally a step in the right direction after decade of this franchise being lost in the dark. Its entertaining, wont do anything to piss off hardcore predator fans, but ultimately by...
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1.0
The Last Airbender Movie Review
Short Version: The Last Airbender is torture. M. Night takes the excellent animated series – removes the humor and life from it and only adds a few cool CGI effects. Acting? What acting? Dialogue? I’ve...
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10.0
Commando Movie Review
Short Version: The Over-the-Top Action movie that all other Action movies aspire to be! Campy to all hell, there’s no better movie to watch with fellow Arnie Fans! Throw in Encouraged Quote-Alongs, Free Cap Guns...
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5.0
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Movie Review
Short Version: A pointless cash-grab remake that goes through the motions paying homage to the original but adding nothing of its own, aside from a “darker tone”. Gee how original. In just a few months...
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[Movie Review] Joe Loves G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra!
Short Review: It’s Just like Playing with the Toys back when you were a Kid. Battles, Battles and More Battles. G.I.Joe was a great way to end the summer blockbuster season of 2009. Despite some...
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0.9
Movie Review: Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince
STONE HERE, and it is no secret how much I dig Harry Potter. It took me a little while to write this review of The Half Blood Prince because not only is it my favorite...
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1.9
Movie Review: Bruno
STONE HERE, and i love Sacha Baron Cohen. The dude is freaking hilarious and an amazing character actor. Borat came out of nowhere for me and it to this day still makes me laugh. So...
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Movie Review: Public Enemies
Quick Version: This Gangster Movie shot in High Definition “Shaky-Cam” Style is entertaining, especially for fans of gangster films, but ultimately nothing in the film stands out, and its unable to earn a place among...
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Second Opinion Movie Review: Transformers 2
The Short Version: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is the Perfect example of how a movie can be so bad, that its oh so good. This is a possible new review format series, called Second...
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Movie Review: Year One
Stone here, and you know it is a slow week in moviedom when your only two choices are a chick flick and a comedy. So I chose to see Year One. Want to know about...
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Movie Review: The Hangover
The Short Version: If you have a group of guy friends you regularly hang out with you need to get together and go see this movie. Like Now. It’s Funny as...