As if your loyal penis expected otherwise, Dead or Alive 5 is once again delivering the anatomically impossible goods. Plus, as the only rabbit person on the internet, I am increasingly disappointed with the lolbunny to lolcat picture ratio; it’s way, way off and quite frankly, I am not pleased. Team Ninja is aware of my [...]

The shocker of a title says it all, more or less. Some time ago, Emmanuel Lusinchi of BioWare mentioned Star Wars: The Old Republic going free-to-play; player subscriptions took a noticeable hit and the pennies just weren’t flowing. Although it isn’t an uncommon practice for a developer to lay off staffers after a big release, I offer [...]

OMG! I was in the theaters today and I got a Superman Trailer before my Dark Knight Rises showing! Makes sense, as Christopher Nolan was involved at least initially with the Superman Movie – and of course DC wants to keep the success going. It surprised me because it doesnt necessarily start out like a “superman” trailer would. I’m intrigued.

Well this is a surprise! Instead of waiting for the Movie to come out Marvel & Activision has decided to go ahead and make a Deadpool game. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck!

Angry Joe discusses the excellent Game of Thrones HBO Series based on the Books. Can HBO continue to do the series justice as the costs rise or did they get in over their heads? How do they make money on expensive shows only 3 million people watch?

I’m late to the Medieval ass and titty (see: helpful chart) party they call Game of Thrones, but I’ve been chugging large quantities of the show as of late—also, beer. Pray tell beer would explain my lustful fascination with that smarmy Bharbo guy. The trailer for upcoming free-to-play MMO, Game of Thrones: Seven Kingdoms, was unveiled recently and unlike [...]

I love NetherRealm. I love Fighting Games (even if i’m not that great at them). So I want Injustice to be good, but as I’ve said I’ve been a bit worried about it. One of the fun parts about a new fighting game, especially in the DC Universe, is speculating who will be on the final roster. So ill be covering the game’s updates hoping that i’ll be encouraged by what I see. Today Warner Bros. have revealed two new characters for the game.

SUH-WEET! For once, it’s a good thing to be a cheap-skate, like myself. The Steam Summer Sale is finally back, and today there are a lot of great deals going on from today, all the way until the 22nd. Ten full days of discount games, some of which you can actually vote on if you [...]

Conventional wisdom says every game-to-film adaption has no chance of critical success, excluding Hitman. Alright, fine—Hitman, too. While ”success” is a sketchy term judging by every heathen still providing food, water, and shelter to Paul W.S. Anderson, Michael Fassbender and his Nazi-searing turquoise gaze of doom have signed on to end this predictable cycle of abuse in Hollywood [...]

Angry Joe breaks down and reviews the Extended Cut Endings for Mass Effect 3. Do they improve the franchise? or add further insult? And what might we see next for Mass Effect? Find Out!