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Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Review

Why havent you bought this game yet?!?!


Short Version: Dead Rising 2: Case Zero packs amazing value for only $5! The same great gameplay from the original is back with even more unique weapons to carve up zombies with. Only now our actions feel like they have purpose as Chuck’s motivation is to keep his daughter alive rather than snap pictures like ol’ Frank West. Chuck Rules! After this little fun addictive prequel story I am pumped as hell for the full game!
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Posted 01 Sep 2010 | Game Reviews, Video Reel | 105 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    01 Sep 10 at 9:51pm

    Sorry to be so frank, but your being a moron. Which is exactly the reason why I made this video.
    #1. Your not being FORCED to do anything.
    #2. There is a TRIAL for this DLC, so THATS the demo thats for Free G*D Damnit IDIOTS!
    #3. What the FUCK is "so-called DLC for a game thats not even out"? IT ...

Lara Croft and Guardian of Light Review

Lara ditches the Tomb Raider name and gains a co-op buddy!


Short Version: You may be skeptical of Lara Croft & the Guardian of Light at first, since Crystal Dynamics took the classic style of “Tomb Raider” game and flipped it on its side – but fear not! This reboot is a good thing. The control scheme is easy and natural, the puzzles keep your attention, and it’s especially fun to play with a friend cooperatively. The sexy Lara Croft shines in her much-needed video game makeover!
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Posted 28 Aug 2010 | Game Reviews, Video Reel | 103 Comments
  1. Warbec
    Warbec says
    28 Aug 10 at 7:49pm

    How fun would it be to see Lisa in the "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" part in the end? =D
    Who's with me? xD...

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Review

Reality Aint Pretty, and apparently its not Fun Either.


Short Version: Its amazing how little effort went into this sequel to the notorious and mediocre Kane & Lynch: Dead Men. A unique visual style cannot mask a boring, aimless, and insultingly short story (4-5 hours) that has one of the worst endings in recent memory. The best part of the game is still the fragile alliance multiplayer mode but even that is just a carry over from the original game back in 2007. This game is just plain Lazy and doesn’t care in the slightest to offer anything new or even interesting.
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Posted 26 Aug 2010 | Game Reviews, Video Reel | 96 Comments
  1. Baker
    Baker says
    26 Aug 10 at 6:45am

    Waw.. Xbox magazine gave this game actually a 90?
    This sounds a bit weird to say but sometimes I have the feeling Joe is the only sane reviewer left on the ffing planet.

    The game is so bland and shallow, the story has no depth (if you can call it a story) and the weapons just downright piss me o...

The D&D Freakout

WE WERE FIGHTING LIKE MEN!

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Posted 22 Aug 2010 | AJ Exclusives, News, Video Reel | 54 Comments
  1. Viktormon says
    22 Aug 10 at 5:28pm

    Nice choice of music, Joe!

    I'm really happy you chose me as the animator for this project, and judging by the comments so far, I'd say we did a pretty damn good job!...

Spec Ops: The Line – Is it More than just “That Game in the Sand”?

What else will the game offer for military shooter fans?


Angry Joe asks Cory Davis a few questions regarding the upcoming Spec Ops military shooter. What else will it provide other than the unique sand mechanic? Read on…

Posted 22 Aug 2010 | News, Video Reel | 13 Comments
  1. Kimarous says
    22 Aug 10 at 4:36pm

    Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by SAND! It's everywhere! Get used to it!

    ...wonder how many of you will get the reference....

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Review

The 8th Ex Boyfriend got unfairly cut from the film!


Scott Pilgrim is an amazing film that any self respecting geek, nerd or video game lover should go out and see immediately. It has interesting well developed characters, an amazing visual flair, funny jokes, and 7 of the best action scenes I’ve seen outside of a kung fu flick! With the exception of the first few minutes and some missteps this is a near flawless adaption of an original story.
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Posted 20 Aug 2010 | Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 113 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    21 Aug 10 at 12:20am

    "Fake" Fans? Who do you think you are?
    If you want to go down that path I can do that, the whole existance of this movie makes it a "fake" product seeing as how the original source was a complete graphic novel (possibly always intended to be a movie). The fact that its converted to a movie means th...

Mafia II Angry Interview

Angry Joe sends his Regards.

Angry Joe asks a few questions about the upcoming Mafia II, the much improved sequel continues with a more story driven-style following Vito Scaletta as he rises through the ranks to become a made man.
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Posted 15 Aug 2010 | News, Video Reel | 49 Comments
  1. Tony
    Tony says
    16 Aug 10 at 2:57am

    i actually liked how brutally honest this guy was. really you get so many game designers trying to be charming and promise you all of this stuff or try to use pretty words to veil what they really mean, but this guy wasn't full of promises where you didn't know exactly what you were getting and he w...

The Expendables Review

Too much Bad Ass on one Team!

For a film that could have gotten so many things wrong The Expendables Delivers on its promise! An action spectacle with a star studded cast of the past and present doing what they do best. While it can’t live up to the films of the golden age of action (80s), it still delivers in all the ways that ultimately count.
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Posted 14 Aug 2010 | Movie Reviews, News, Video Reel | 107 Comments
  1. NH
    nh09 says
    15 Aug 10 at 3:39am

    Finally!!! a reviewer that doesn´t bash this movie!!
    Should´ve known only Joe knows what the true essence of badass is.

    Even if this movie was about disney land I still would want to see it.

    Thanks Joe for this awesome, honnest review!...

Monday Night Combat Review

It'sa ME Marioooo....I mean...Flario!


Short Version: Monday Night Combat is one of the Best Summer of Arcade Games for 2010, the strategy elements alone make this title more addicting than your standard shooters. Unfortunately its light on game modes and could use a more substantial tutorial, but whats here is detailed and well balanced, an excellent first effort that only needs a few more additions.
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Posted 12 Aug 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 62 Comments
  1. James Roseman
    FightThePower says
    15 Aug 10 at 6:10pm

    This game is definitly worth the money. It deserves more of a Nine than a Seven. I mean. once you get the hang of it, its amazing!!...

Fallout: New Vegas – More of the same. Good or bad?


From my play time with Fallout: New Vegas at E3 2010 I came away from the experience a bit underwhelmed. I suppose I expected too much, some really new and interesting additions that would excite my desire to roam the wastelands once again. Instead what we get is a few small improvements and tweaks to the gameplay that we enjoyed. They are playing it safe, or being lazy – I cant figure out which yet. Read on…

Posted 11 Aug 2010 | News, Video Reel | 95 Comments
  1. Leventa
    Leventa says
    11 Aug 10 at 4:08pm

    While New Vegas doesn't offer anything as Earth shattering as a dune buggy (which is something beind done in RAGE anyways, another Post Apocalyptic title being published by Bethesda), it offers a wide range of seemingly minor tweaks that, when combined, will make this game far better than its predec...

The Other Guys Review

THESE GUYS are much funnier than THOSE GUYS, The OTHER GUYS!

The Other Guys is wasted potential for an otherwise interesting team up of Mark Walberg & Will Ferrell. Its one of those films where most of the funny jokes are given away in the trailer.
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Posted 07 Aug 2010 | Movie Reviews, News, Video Reel | 57 Comments
  1. Travis McCollum
    Travis McCollum says
    08 Aug 10 at 4:27am

    As a film critic myself I actually found this one very frustrating to review.

    On one hand it does have some really funny parts. Mark Wahlberg is a good straight man and plays well off of Farrel's craziness. The whole Lion/Tuna scene was quite funny, the "AMERICA!!" scene was hilarious, the jumpe...

Lord of the Rings: War In The North Angry Interview

Ryan, head of Snowblind Studios Dwarfs even the Mighty Tree Ents!

Angry Joe gets new details from the Founder of Snowblind Studios Ryan Geithman regarding their new upcoming RPG LOTR: War in the North! Finally an RPG that’s fully cooperative through the entire single player campaign with 3 or more players! Read on…

Posted 05 Aug 2010 | Angry Interviews, News, Video Reel | 34 Comments
  1. Ianuarius
    Ianuarius says
    05 Aug 10 at 8:05am

    Welll.... LotR can't be too out there. I think LotRo is ruined, because it's too colorful and there's so much stuff and spells and... ugh...

    How many spells are used in Lord of the Rings... you know the book? Gandalf uses some intimidation spell in Bagend, then he lights some firewood at the moun...

Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Review


Short Version: The most important lesson I learned from Starcraft II – more of the same only BETTER in every way possible can make for an absolute Masterpiece! The list of improvements are extensive: Extremely high production values, massive amounts of interesting well voiced In-game cinematics, Engaging Singleplayer missions with interesting objectives, a near limitless Map Editor, and a full compliment of Online Multiplayer features including built in league and ladders, Blizzard delivered the Best RTS I have ever played in exchange for the 10 year wait from the original!
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Posted 31 Jul 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 194 Comments
  1. By_Fantasy
    By_Fantasy says
    15 Aug 10 at 1:06am

    And also I disagree that it's simply a graphical update. The number of new units and abilities makes the gameplay feel significantly different while it still feels like Starcraft....

Inception Review

A Dream within a dream. Within a Dream.


Short Version: Inception not only offers all the amazing visuals and intense action of a summer blockbuster, but a very well-crated and intellectually stimulating storyline. This is the kinda sophisticated action film we need to see coming from Hollywood more often. Several days later its impression on me lingers. It’s premise of dream exploration and collective subconscious dares the audience to think deeper. Great Job Nolan!
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Posted 21 Jul 2010 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 144 Comments
  1. Steve
    Steve says
    07 Aug 10 at 1:23am

    Hey Joe!

    Don't worry about not understanding everything going on in this film. I had to see it twice in order to start understanding everything that was going on.

    Ok so let's start with the totem. First of all, it's not his totem. It's his wife's totem. It was something that was special an...

Risk: Factions Review

The Best Version of Risk Yet!


Short Version: Risk: Factions puts a great spin on the classic by introducing some fun and wacky animated character factions! The game injects new life into an old classic making it easily the best version of Risk since Risk 2210 A.D. It’s a shame though, that the single-player story mode is limited to a short tutorial campaign. Only consider purchasing this if you plan to play a few games online or hotseat with friends on a game night with some beers and pretzels.
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Posted 17 Jul 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 33 Comments
  1. Small soldier55
    Small soldier55 says
    07 Aug 10 at 2:39pm

    Joe please make the movie because it looks awsome and is your cat actully a general?...

Predators Review


Short Version: Predators is finally a step in the right direction after decade of this franchise being lost in the dark. Its entertaining, wont do anything to piss off hardcore predator fans, but ultimately by the end I can’t help but wonder what the point of this particular story was? Its time to expand on the source material, this is a good first step but only just.
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Posted 10 Jul 2010 | AJ Exclusives, Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 69 Comments
  1. Coner
    Coner says
    02 Aug 10 at 2:20pm

    Me and my cousin were taking bets on who would die in what order throughout the entire movie....

UFO: Extraterrestrials Review


Short Version: UFO: Extraterrestrials IS the spiritual successor to the Best Strategy game of its time, X-COM: Enemy Unknown. The “updated” sequel that everyone has been screaming for after 2k Games announced an X-COM FPS. Unfortunately it does very little aside from Tweaks to the A.I., Graphics, and Micromanagement, even reusing/remixing some of the same sounds & music tracks – adding nothing significantly new. Only some repetitive missions and environments take away from an otherwise faithful modern X-COM recreation. Great fun for a formula that’s 14 years old!
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Posted 06 Jul 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 44 Comments
  1. Raven800
    Raven800 says
    18 Jul 10 at 10:06pm

    Those friggen Larva piss me the hell off. Anyway, thanks for pointing this game out and Sparking my curiousity to it, Joe. I've played the sequals and I've gotta say...they suck...big time...

    As you already pointed out in the video that did some weird mix with turn based and real time strategy th...

The Last Airbender Review


Short Version: The Last Airbender is torture. M. Night takes the excellent animated series – removes the humor and life from it and only adds a few cool CGI effects. Acting? What acting? Dialogue? I’ve read Fan Fiction written by 9-yr old’s stronger than this. WORST movie of 2010, and arguably the WORST movie in the last Decade and I’m easy on movies, unlike games.
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Posted 03 Jul 2010 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 440 Comments
  1. John
    John says
    06 Aug 10 at 5:10pm

    In defense of the Cartoon

    -Sokka is the primary comedy relief in the series, and actually does bring levity and balance to Katara's subtle apprehension of the future and the weight of Aang's responsibility.
    -Uncle Iroh is actually much more laid back and less withdrawn than in the film. He is po...

Deus Ex 3 – Joe’s E3 Best of Show!


Edios Montreal have a Mega-Hit in the making! Angry Joe was extremely impressed with a closed doors demo of Deus Ex 3, a Prequel to one of the best PC games of its own decade. Watch as he interviews the developers with your questions and discover why this game has earned, The AJS E3 Best of Show award! Read on…

Posted 30 Jun 2010 | AJ Exclusives, Angry Interviews, Gaming News, News, Video Reel | 62 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    01 Jul 10 at 4:49pm

    I Didnt fail at Alpha Protocol. Alpha Protocol failed at Alpha Protocol. Its without question that the A.I. in that game is broken and pathetically coded. There are multiple game braking bugs that require a restart from the checkpoint system.

    Are there methods to make stealth viable? yes. but the...

Fable III Angry Interview – Joe Evil Eye’s Ted Timmins!

This is my Evil Eye Face.

As you may know the fable franchise has burned me time and time again. Peter hypes it up. And we all get let down. Fable II was heralded as what Fable 1 should have been, but it still didn’t satisfy, at least not me. But yet I keep coming back for more. You BITCH! I don’t know why I do it, but I WANT to believe things will change. So you bet your ass I’m going to ask the tough questions when I meet up with the developer! Check it out! Read on…

Posted 29 Jun 2010 | AJ Exclusives, Angry Interviews, Gaming News, News, Video Reel | 43 Comments
  1. Fable123
    Fable123 says
    29 Jul 10 at 8:36pm

    WTF!!! What i was waiting for all this time was a better co-op system, and being able to bring everything with you in co-op is nice but not being able to play co-op in splitscreen is a let down for offline players. Yeah it might be superb for those playing online but i play offline more. It will be ...

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