Thor: Movie Review
Angry Joe breaks his vow to never see another 3D movie in live-action in order to see Thor with his friends. Was the latest Marvel superhero flick with the torture? Find out!
Buried Movie Review
Short Version: Buried has an amazing amount of tense and engaging moments for being filmed entirely in a small coffin underground. Ryan Reynolds uses its unique claustrophobic premise to showcase his surprising range as an actor, allowing the audience to experience the movie rather than simply watching it.
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D Movie Review
Short Version: Resident Evil: Afterlife is about as unnecessary as it gets. Blatantly milking the franchise the plot goes absolutely nowhere – we learn nothing new and it actually ends the same way it began. The action scenes are mediocre at best. The cost and hassle of its new 3D format isn’t worth the effort [...]
Machete Movie Review
Short Version: Machete is exactly what I asked for! I demanded way back when thatwe see an expansion to the fake parody “machete” trailer in the grindhouse films. Blood, Gore, Action and Nudity are abundant in this first big budget “Mexploitation” film! However, the heavy political message and lackluster plot hold Machete back from paying [...]
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Review
Scott Pilgrim is an amazing film that any self respecting geek, nerd or video game lover should go out and see immediately. It has interesting well developed characters, an amazing visual flair, funny jokes, and 7 of the best action scenes I’ve seen outside of a kung fu flick! With the exception of the first [...]
The Expendables Review
For a film that could have gotten so many things wrong The Expendables Delivers on its promise! An action spectacle with a star studded cast of the past and present doing what they do best. While it can’t live up to the films of the golden age of action (80s), it still delivers in all [...]
The Other Guys Review
The Other Guys is wasted potential for an otherwise interesting team up of Mark Walberg & Will Ferrell. Its one of those films where most of the funny jokes are given away in the trailer.
Inception Movie Review
Short Version: Inception not only offers all the amazing visuals and intense action of a summer blockbuster, but a very well-crated and intellectually stimulating storyline. This is the kinda sophisticated action film we need to see coming from Hollywood more often. Several days later its impression on me lingers. It’s premise of dream exploration and [...]
Predators Movie Review
Short Version: Predators is finally a step in the right direction after decade of this franchise being lost in the dark. Its entertaining, wont do anything to piss off hardcore predator fans, but ultimately by the end I can’t help but wonder what the point of this particular story was? Its time to expand on [...]
The Last Airbender Movie Review
Short Version: The Last Airbender is torture. M. Night takes the excellent animated series – removes the humor and life from it and only adds a few cool CGI effects. Acting? What acting? Dialogue? I’ve read Fan Fiction written by 9-yr old’s stronger than this. WORST movie of 2010, and arguably the WORST movie in [...]
Commando Movie Review
Short Version: The Over-the-Top Action movie that all other Action movies aspire to be! Campy to all hell, there’s no better movie to watch with fellow Arnie Fans! Throw in Encouraged Quote-Alongs, Free Cap Guns for every audience member, Live Pyro-Technics in the Theater, and Fucking Explosions this was one Arnie Film Experience that sadly [...]
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Movie Review
Short Version: A pointless cash-grab remake that goes through the motions paying homage to the original but adding nothing of its own, aside from a “darker tone”. Gee how original. In just a few months no one will remember this film, just the superior original classic. It’s only saving grace is Jackie Earle Haley performance [...]
Movie Review: Star Trek
Its no secret that Joe’s a Huge Fan of Sci-fi so this weeks Star Trek Reboot was the place to be – and Joe wouldnt have it any other way than the IMAX theaters in Downtown Austin! Check out the Opening Night Premier, some Fan Interviews and His Review after the Jump! The SHORT Version::Star [...]
