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Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D Movie Review

Release Date: September 10, 2010 Genre: Action Horror Film Director: Paul W. S. Anderson Studio: Screen Gems Stars:

Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Kim Coates,, Spencer Locke Shawn Roberts, Boris Kodjoe, Wentworth Miller


Short Version: Resident Evil: Afterlife is about as unnecessary as it gets. Blatantly milking the franchise the plot goes absolutely nowhere – we learn nothing new and it actually ends the same way it began. The action scenes are mediocre at best. The cost and hassle of its new 3D format isn’t worth the effort […]

2.0 Garbage

Machete Movie Review

Release Date: September 3, 2010� Genre: Exploitation Director: Robert Rodriguez Studio: 20th Century Fox Stars:

Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan , Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro


Short Version: Machete is exactly what I asked for! I demanded way back when thatwe see an expansion to the fake parody “machete” trailer in the grindhouse films. Blood, Gore, Action and Nudity are abundant in this first big budget “Mexploitation” film! However, the heavy political message and lackluster plot hold Machete back from paying […]

7.0 Great

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Review

Release Date: July 27, 2010 Genre: Action, Superhero, Comic Adaption Director: Edgar Wright Studio: Universal Pictures Stars:

Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ellen Wong, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick, Alison Pill, Brandon Routh, Jason Schwartzman


Scott Pilgrim is an amazing film that any self respecting geek, nerd or video game lover should go out and see immediately. It has interesting well developed characters, an amazing visual flair, funny jokes, and 7 of the best action scenes I’ve seen outside of a kung fu flick! With the exception of the first […]

9.0 Must Own

The Expendables Review

Release Date: August 13, 2010 Genre: Action Director: Sylvester Stallone Studio: Millennium Films Stars:

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger


For a film that could have gotten so many things wrong The Expendables Delivers on its promise! An action spectacle with a star studded cast of the past and present doing what they do best. While it can’t live up to the films of the golden age of action (80s), it still delivers in all […]

8.0 Awesome

The Other Guys Review

Release Date: August 6, 2010 Genre: Buddy Comedy, Action Director: Adam McKay Studio: Columbia Pictures Stars:

Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Samuel L. Jackson, Dwayne Johnson


The Other Guys is wasted potential for an otherwise interesting team up of Mark Walberg & Will Ferrell. Its one of those films where most of the funny jokes are given away in the trailer.

4.0 Meh

Inception Movie Review

Release Date: July 16, 2010 Genre: Sci-fi Psychological Thriller Director: Christopher Nolan Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures Stars:

Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Michael Caine


Short Version: Inception not only offers all the amazing visuals and intense action of a summer blockbuster, but a very well-crated and intellectually stimulating storyline. This is the kinda sophisticated action film we need to see coming from Hollywood more often. Several days later its impression on me lingers. It’s premise of dream exploration and […]

9.0 Must Own

Predators Movie Review

Release Date: July 9, 2010 Genre: Scifi Action Director: Nimród Antal Studio: 20th Century Fox Stars:

Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Danny Trejo


Short Version: Predators is finally a step in the right direction after decade of this franchise being lost in the dark. Its entertaining, wont do anything to piss off hardcore predator fans, but ultimately by the end I can’t help but wonder what the point of this particular story was? Its time to expand on […]

6.0 Decent

The Last Airbender Movie Review

Release Date: July 1st, 2010 Genre: Fantasy Action Violence Director: M. Night Shyamalan Studio: Paramount Pictures Stars:

Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Dev Patel, Jackson Rathbone, Shaun Toub, Aasif Mandvi, Cliff Curtis


Short Version: The Last Airbender is torture. M. Night takes the excellent animated series – removes the humor and life from it and only adds a few cool CGI effects. Acting? What acting? Dialogue? I’ve read Fan Fiction written by 9-yr old’s stronger than this. WORST movie of 2010, and arguably the WORST movie in […]

1.0 WTF?

Commando Movie Review

Release Date: October 4, 1985 Genre: Action Director: Mark L. Lester Studio: 20th Century Fox Stars:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Alyssa Milano, Vernon Wells, David Patrick Kelly, Bill Duke


Short Version: The Over-the-Top Action movie that all other Action movies aspire to be! Campy to all hell, there’s no better movie to watch with fellow Arnie Fans! Throw in Encouraged Quote-Alongs, Free Cap Guns for every audience member, Live Pyro-Technics in the Theater, and Fucking Explosions this was one Arnie Film Experience that sadly […]

10.0 Legendary

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Movie Review

Release Date: April 30, 2010 Genre: Horror Director: Samuel Bayer Studio: New Line Cinema Stars:

Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker, Kellan Lutz, Clancy Brown


Short Version: A pointless cash-grab remake that goes through the motions paying homage to the original but adding nothing of its own, aside from a “darker tone”. Gee how original. In just a few months no one will remember this film, just the superior original classic. It’s only saving grace is Jackie Earle Haley performance […]

5.0 Average

Movie Review: Public Enemies

Release Date: July 3, 2009 Genre: Action Director: Michael Mann Studio: Gangster Film Stars:

Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard


Quick Version: This Gangster Movie shot in High Definition “Shaky-Cam” Style is entertaining, especially for fans of gangster films, but ultimately nothing in the film stands out, and its unable to earn a place among the well known classics.

6.0 Decent

Movie Review: Terminator Salvation

Release Date: May 21, 2009 Genre: Action, Sci-fi Director: McG Studio: Warner Bros Interactive Stars:

Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Moon Bloodgood


The Short Version: Terminator is an amazing action movie that must really be seen on the big screen to enjoy fully. Unfortunately the movie was poorly written and we never really care for any of the characters – after watching it you’ll ultimately feel that nothing really happened. Click for more

6.0 Decent
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